homer

homer
1. (Homer) (3454↑, 650↓)
1. American bonehead. 2. Pull a Homer: to succeed despite idiocy.

"Looks like I just pulled a Homer\!" - Magic Johnson, after slipping on water and having the ball fly out of his hands, off a ref's head, and into the basket for the game winning three pointer.

Author: Fenway Nickel http://homer.urbanup.com/468373
2. (homer) (773↑, 168↓)
Someone who shows blind loyalty to a team or organization, typically ignoring any shortcomings or faults they have.

"That guy is a total Broncos homer, they haven't done anything good all season\!"

3. (Homer) (773↑, 203↓)
A blind Greek poet and storyteller.

The Odyssey is one of the famous classic works by Homer.

Author: Whip em Out Whenever http://homer.urbanup.com/214565
4. (Homer) (674↑, 150↓)
Homer Simpson, moronic head of the animated Simpson's family. Voted greatest American of all time (beating out presidents like Abraham Lincoln) in a UK poll.

*Homer after hearing the news* D'oh\! Wait a sec... d'oh\!

5. (Homer) (376↑, 124↓)
In baseball - to hit a home run.

wow\! that ball went flying. looks like a homer.

Author: pokemonfreak1231 http://homer.urbanup.com/994955
6. (Homer) (185↑, 75↓)
the patriarch of [The Simpsons] funnier more for his more recent stupidity than his classic catch phrases.

"Homer's Odyssey? Is this about the time i rented that minivan?"

7. (homer) (94↑, 14↓)
A sports broadcaster who very obviously shows favoritism towards the team they represent.

I can't believe that dumb, homer Suzyn Waldman actually broke down and started crying about Joe Torre leaving the Yankees.

8. (homer) (36↑, 3↓)
A sports fan who picks his/her team to win, despite objective evidence to the contrary

Don't make your bets based on what Dick says, his picks are always ruled by homerism.

Author: Genius-at-Work http://homer.urbanup.com/2805758
9. (Homer) (24↑, 9↓)
A sports official that is blatently calling games for the home team. Typically found in high school and ametuer sporting events.

"I can't believe that ref called him for ruffing the passer. He didn't even touch him\!" "Yeah, that ref is a total homer\!"

10. (Homer) (33↑, 23↓)
Noun; American bonehead To pull a Homer: To suceed despite idiocy.

Magic Johnson slipped on the ground whilst carrying the basketball, andit flew out of his hands into the hoop. "Looks like I pulled a Homer\!"

11. (Homer) (11↑, 3↓)
To succeed despite idiocy. As in the phrase, 'to pull a Homer'

'By winning the election, it's easy to tell the George W. Bush just pulled a Homer'

12. (homer) (25↑, 17↓)
Having blind judgement towards a player because he is on that person's favorite team. Usually results in poor arguments in discussions and getting raped in fantasy trades.

ROFL Did you see Thud homer Pedro in that god-awful trade yesterday?

13. (homer) (24↑, 16↓)
To succeed despite idiocy, lucky

To pull a homer. "he won the lottery even though he thought he was buying grocerys when he bought the ticket"

14. (Homer) (22↑, 18↓)
(noun) Something great done by accident.

Homer Simpson gambled with many lives when he tried "Eny-miny-moe" one the deactivation button at the power plant, but guessed correctly. His statement "Looks as if I made a Homer\!"

15. (Homer) (111↑, 109↓)
(N.) Homer - The big, fat, balding Kwijibo, apelike character from The Simpsons. Also known as the American Bonehead. (V.) Homer, Pull a - To suceed despite idiocy.

I tried to juggle three bowling balls, only to have them drop onto my right foot, but first met my girlfriend in the Hospital, after they put some bandages on it. I sure did pull a Homer that day\!

16. (homer) (1↑, 0↓)
1.) A [knucklehead] or [idiot] who's ignorant of the world around them. They lack self awareness and are oblivious to what they say and their own actions. 2.) A blind [chauvinist] that displays uncritical loyalty and enthusiasm towards a team, organization, leader, band, institution, etc in spite of their obvious faults and shortcomings. Usually belligerent to criticism no matter how constructive or benign it is to their entity they blindly and uncritically support. 3.) People who never learn from their mistakes or never learn period. See definition \#1.

I'm no longer friends with him because he's such a homer. I didn't like his attitude nor could I tolerate his ignorance and lack of respect for others. He'll never learn from his own action nor see the light.

Author: Preston Pierce http://homer.urbanup.com/6230643
17. (Homer) (6↑, 6↓)
The area around your mouth; includes upper lip, lower cheeks and chin.

"Your homer is looking dark today." - referring to hair growth on a man. "I want to kiss your homer." "My homer is burning." "You have a cute homer."

18. (Homer) (8↑, 8↓)
A small town in the middle of no where where kids do nothing but get high like erryday. or drink in tents.

"what do you want to do today?" "man i don't know were in Homer and it's raining." "it doesn't rain in the woods." "shit dude let's go there\!"

19. (Homer) (10↑, 12↓)
(Noun) A Derogatory Term for Homosexuals, Lezzies and Moes.

My friend Houston...he is a real Homer...always trying to grab on other men's meat.

20. (Homer) (2↑, 4↓)
a very newb quake player

oh wow, 3% rail... he must be homer

Author: xamot(brian) http://homer.urbanup.com/109420
21. (Homer) (3↑, 6↓)
A god among cats. His obesity can only be comprehended by those he sees worthy of living. Lives in the home of a young misunderstood child who obtained a gay hairdo. He lets a person know when he needs something by yelling out the call of the gods, also known as "MAOOOOOWWWWWW". The sworn protector of homer, who homer chooses after rigorous training and mental exhaustion, is given the task of writing the definition of Homer. Fear Homer for he will strike fear into the heathens. He weighs about 23 pounds and change right now but soon to be more.

Greg: Man Homer was so fat today Kenjo: Are you fucking serious? He's fat everyday lol\! Greg: I guess so but today he seemed fatter Kenjo: Well it happens like that lol\! Jon: I love my mohawk, it's a beatiful mohawk\! Greg: You're gay

Author: Homer Guardian http://homer.urbanup.com/1946567
22. (Homer) (3↑, 8↓)
"Homer" is a play on the word "homo". Homer is way for straight people to clue each other in, and identify, that a certain person, within earshot, is gay. Coined in Hollywood make-up FX shops in the 80's.

Here is an example how the word "homer" would be used. Two make-up FX guys are standing in line at a fast food restaurant. All of a sudden, on of them notices that the guy in front of them is likely gay. He looks his co-worker in the eye, looks at the gay guy, and then back at his friend. Then this conversation takes place: Make-up FX Artist \#1: Homer. Make-up FX Artist \#2: Yep.

Author: Carlisle P. Fenton http://homer.urbanup.com/4029045
23. (Homer) (2↑, 7↓)
Another word for gay bashing

Bobby and Bill went down to the park last night to hit a couple of homers

24. (homer) (18↑, 23↓)
head of the greatest american family. "the simpsons" infact the only thing good to come from craphole*

homer for president

25. (homer) (19↑, 24↓)
1. Homer Simpson. To pull a homer is do something that Homer Simpson would do i.e. something really stupid. 2. Home Run in baseball.

1. That guy's a real Homer. He sure did a homer 2. Sammy Sosa hit a homer

26. (Homer) (0↑, 6↓)
Someone who is in a group of people wandering around.

\#1-Look at Larry, tagging along with those gangstas. \#2-Ya he thinks he's just so cool. \#1-What a wanna-be\! \#3-Nah\! He's not a wanna-be. He's just a homer. \#1 and \#2-Homer?\! \#3-Ya. He's just one of those guys that kinda wander round aimlessly. Yaknow?

27. (Homer) (8↑, 14↓)
A quaint little fishing town with a drinking problem. Also a large tourist attraction. Why you ask? Nobody can fucking figure it out. Located at the end of the Kenai Peninsula in Alaska. It is the lamest fucking town you will ever find. It is full of either A) Pot smoking, crack sniffing, meth injecting hippies who try to sell you clothes an such made out of hemp. Or B) Snoody rich kids who live up on the hill.

Why do we live in this fucking town we love to call Homer?

Author: 24545sdfgsdfg http://homer.urbanup.com/3116026
28. (Homer) (4↑, 13↓)
Scoring or winning in the off-chance. Winning everything against all odds. Achieving something thought to be imposibble.

I just scored a Homer

29. (Homer) (17↑, 26↓)
Homer - A typical well not so typical because he only roots for his team (the local team) when they are winning.

Boy Red is such a Homer.

Author: Louis Klisser http://homer.urbanup.com/221336
30. (Homer) (0↑, 10↓)
Something that happens accidentaly

I always forget my credit card but I have it today, I guess I made a Homer

31. (homer) (1↑, 15↓)
jackass that needs to get lap dance from an old lady and get on with his life\! they are most likely very ugly and don't take showers.they are usually dickfaces and undateable becasue they laugh at every f ing thing\!

me: some kids died in a school bus today homer: hahahahahaha I'm a dumshit me: go kill yourself douchebag homer: okay hahahahahahah

32. (Homer) (4↑, 18↓)
An embarrassing accident which brings on more good than bad.

Joseph pulled a homer after tripping and causing 3 people to fall down, including a man trying to steal a purse.

33. (Homer) (8↑, 23↓)
When you succeed something without trying.

Looks like I pulled a Homer.

34. (Homer) (9↑, 28↓)
The best character on the television show [The Simposons]. Note that anyone that has like the past 3 seasons of The Simpsons is an idiot.

First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women.

35. (homer) (4↑, 27↓)
v. to homer - is to hang around people smoking marijuana, and inhale as much second hand as possible, without taking a hit or paying.

Man, this dude Billy came over yesterday and homered 3 joints off us.

36. (Homer) (14↑, 38↓)
Another name for pussy lips seen through clothes. Called a "Homer" because if you look at it sideways the lips look like Homer Simpson's mouth

Wow\! Did you see her pussy?\! That is a Homer\!

37. (Homer) (7↑, 32↓)
Simply [GOD]\!

Let's give thanks to Homer for these doughnuts.

38. (Homer) (5↑, 33↓)
the grizzle bitch of Warwick Valley High

Homer was lonly so she hooked up with a nice round dounut

39. (homer) (3↑, 35↓)
a cartoon version of [Grant Mayes]

"When did Grant get his own TV show"

Author: David Richardson http://homer.urbanup.com/1138723
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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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